I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
