hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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