so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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