return my video game
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I need to align my fucking chakras
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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