Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Semen is not good for contacts.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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