the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Someone signed my nipple.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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