Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I look better un-naked...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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