Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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