This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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