did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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