On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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