Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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