He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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