It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My vagina just recognized that song.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
