New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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