You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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