no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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