why didn't you poke me back
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
