How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
