I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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