I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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