u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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