Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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