What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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