she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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