this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
