well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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