What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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