Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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