I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I need moral support for this bender
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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