He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We have so much sex to catch up on
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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