I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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