Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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