9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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