What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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