I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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