Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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