i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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