Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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