I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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