there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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