Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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