We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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