Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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