I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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