So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
