i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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