You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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