So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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