And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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