I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize