I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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