those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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