these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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