I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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