Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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