I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
