He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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