YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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