Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
